#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people


Corrupt police and racism killed Sam.
So Kate fixed that.

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too much razzle dazzle

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so my roommate wasn’t home tonight so I kinda took both our beds and 


this is best






I hope your roommate finds these pictures.

someone is jealous they dont have a super mega ultra king size double bed in their room


[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

Anonymous asked:
Describe a bad blowjob

This is a long whine

Who am I kidding
Like how am I even supposed to begin thinking about coming out to my dad when he puts me down for the littlest things like my driving
When he literally cannot show the smallest sign of affection or pride in my accomplishments
But it’s so easy for him to criticize my career choices and show how disappointed he is by everything i do with my life
And when he got ill and i had to drive him around and do errands for him including preparing his food and watching over him at the hospital, i should have known better than to expect gratitude
Because instead what i got was just more emotional abuse
Instead of appreciation, he basically just told me it was my obligation, which is true, but i guess that means all my efforts didn’t really count for anything, right?
That means that i don’t get any credit for not getting any sleep most days cos i work nights but i have to stay up during the day so i could get his car registration done, buy his meds, drive him to therapy and process work papers for him

I guess all that effort doesn’t count for shit since i was just doing my obligation to him

Forget about appreciation

Forget about any sign of affection or any gesture showing that he’s proud of me

Instead he belittles me in front of his friend, saying how slow i am in getting stuff done and how i still don’t have a job as a nurse, and what was the purpose of going to nursing college if i was just gonna end up with a writing job anyway?

I’m never coming out to him

He can find out from my mum or my sister

But i’m never taking that risk of baring my soul in front of him, and telling him face-to-face about who i really am

Because if he belittles me and insults me and gives me a look of disappointment after i come out to him, that’s gonna damage me for life

I don’t think i’m brave enough to live through something like that

And the way things are going right now, i’d rather just leave and live somewhere else

But i don’t wanna leave my mum with that burden

She’s been so good to me, and if there’s anyone i feel obligated towards, it’s her

So i’m gonna keep it all in, just take all the abuse from him

But for her
Not for him


is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

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"She’s really pretty for a black girl"


“He’s really cool for a gay guy”


“She’s doing really well for a woman”


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