• iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

neoliberalismkills:

wilclcat:

victor-f-baby:

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

as a math person i will give the D to any girl that can solve this. 

as a girl ‘math person’ i will tell you that you can’t solve this as there are no x or y values as it is only a formula and not a question plus we wouldn’t want the d from you anyway

I’ve never seen someone so efficiently shut down in my entire fucking life

for anyone curious as to whether or not you can make spaghetti in a tea kettle

h3rmitsunited:

spideyswebdesign:

valorecosplay:

nuclearcarrots:

image

the answer is yes

you are the future

spagettle.

spaghettea

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy


(Source: toxicenygma)


brbjellyfishing:

The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous


(Source: uncuts)


melancholicmarionette:

Chris Golfer

(Source: itsdcat)

irrascible:

best one yet

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